After reading a post on my friend's facebook, I decided to take her advice and google some pick up lines and here are my favorite Catholic pick-up lines haha.. some are funny.. some are just clever.. and others are kinda cute :)
Funny/Clever Ones:
You know Jesus? Me too!!
God told me to come talk to you!
Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry" ... how about dinner?
You want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight?
Would you happen to know a Christian man that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name.
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Catholic.
Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I don't see it, but some people think I look like Sampson
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
I don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!
Hi, my name's Will...God's Will
I'd pick you over Satan any day.
What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b)
You put the "cute" back in persecution!
Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
I bet I can guess your confirmation name.
What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
May I offer you a light for that votive candle?
Don't worry, I'm attracted to you purely in a spiritual way.
Read any good Bible passages lately?
Wow that grey/black ash smudge on your forehead, vaguely resembling a cross, really brings out the tones in your skin.
You look like a good vocation
“You’re a saint! Kiss me, and make me a second-class relic!”
“If loving you’s a heresy, consider me anathema!”
"Let me get your number; I know this great place to go to on Sunday mornings. They have the best wine!""Is that a new perfume or the odor of sanctity?"
"So YOU'RE the third secret of Fatima?!"
"In the dark void of this world, could you be my luminous mystery?"
"Dinner. My Place. Tomorrow. Don't argue; it's a feast of obligation."
If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I'd have a joyful mystery.
You are like the book of Revelation. You've got me all confused.I have a vocation to the married life. Will you help me out?
Haven’t I seen your face on a Holy Card somewhere?
I would like to study the Theology of YOUR body.
Hi, I need someone to do a Novena with. (That’s nine dates guaranteed)
WOW! You remind me of the girl from Proverbs 31.
Why don't we blow this joint and go to adoration?
Pardon me, but you have my rib.
Ah, so your what happened to my missing rib
I always kiss on the lips at the sign of peace.
I hear you’ve got the gift of tongues, want to share?
"feeling cold? you know what ecclesiastes 4:11 says... ;)" (Thank you Grace!)
Dorky/Cute Ones:
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.")
Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song of Solomon)?
God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.
[check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven."
God was just showing off when He made you.
I would like to pray with you.
No, i'm not coveting, I intend to make you mine.
Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad."
I didn't know angels flew this low.
If Eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.
That halo matches perfectly with your eyes.
I must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.
Want to go to Adoration with me?Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?
A little bird... the Holy Spirit actually... tells me we should get to know each other a little better.
My prayers are answered.
Thumbing a rosary: “How ‘bout joining me for a few decades?”
"Can I hold your hand during the Our Father?""You must be the eighth wonder of the world because I'm smack dab between seventh heaven and cloud nine right now."
Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing how modest you look in your ankle length dress.
I need a partner for my marriage prep class
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