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Monday, December 26, 2011

Since I am Single for the First Time Since High School...

I am retaking a survey from a blog I wrote in high school haha!


Ultimate Opposite Sex Survey (for girls)
--Your Favorite--
Hair Color::         I tend to be attracted to brunettes for the mostpart, but I also love me some blonds and redheads :)
Eye Color::          green
(Their)Music Genre Preference::       Country or oldies, because I feel that a man who likes those is probably a pretty decent guy who's gonna treat his lady right :)
Height(estimate)::          As long as they're taller than me, it's all good.  I've noticed I tend to like like guys in the 5'10" to 6'3" range most of the time though
Age::     I have always dated guys older than me up to 2 years, but lately, I have been much more interested in boys younger than me up to 3 years lol.  So I guess I'd say my age range could be a span of 6 years (3 younger or older than me), so between 18 and 24ish?  That's what I'm attracted to, but I'd prefer a guy closer to the 20-22 range I think
Personality Type::           I love an arrogant man as much as I hate to admit it lol.  He also has to have a great sense of humor, strong values, be a family man, be smart, hard-working, laid-back, loyal and trustworthy, Catholic, good with money, loving, not necessarily romantic but still sweet and nice- someone who would surprise me with presents every once in a while and write me cute little notes and sing to me even jokingly and hold my hand and cuddle with me, and say sweet things to me, etc.
--This or That--
Older or Younger::          older
Romantic or Horndog::  romantic
Smart or Stupid::              smart but not cocky
Fat or Skinny::   skinny
Skinny but Muscular or Big and Muscular::           skinny
Punk or Preppy::              Preppy
The Big Picture or the Little Things::       little things
Flowers/Candy or Big Expensive Present::           flowers/candy
Mixtape or Burned CD::                mixtape
Love or Lust::     love
Emotional or Just Not:: emotional
Sincere or Jokester::      sincere
Hott and mean or Ugly and sweet::         ugly and sweet
Sexy or Just Cute::           just cute
Arse or Abs::      abs for sure
Hair or Hands::  hands
Dimples or Eyes::             eyes
Biceps or Calves/Thighs::             biceps
Teeth or Nose(some people are just wierd) ::    teeth
Clean Shaven or Scruffy::             I think I like a little scruff
Rugged or Prim and Proper::      rugged most of the time, but he's still gotta dressup nicely sometimes :)
Countryboy or Cityboy:      countryboy
Date alone or With Friends:        alone
Mama's Boy or Rebel Without A Cause::             Mama's Boy
--Have You Ever--
Dumped a guy because he liked you too much::               no
Loved a guy because he stalked you::    Probably not haha, but if I already liked him and he stalked me, I wouldn't mind too much ;)
Loved a guy because he hated you::       nope
Asked your friend's crush out::  not that I know of..
Lead a guy on for kicks::                nope
Asked a guy out purely because he was hott::    never
Flirted with guys even though you had a boyfriend::      yepp
Lied about not having a boyfriend::        nope..don't think I ever did
Lied about having one::                i dont think so..but maybe
Cheated::            never
Been Cheated on::          sort of lol, but I don't really count that as a relationship, so I'm not sure I count it as cheating either lol.  I don't know if anyone else cheated on me though.  It's possible.  I dated some shady characters, but if they did, I don't know, so I'll say no.
Had a crush on a gay guy::            haha yes
--Their Clothing(yes/no)--
Boxers?::             yes
Briefs?::               mm some guys could pull it off
Hat?::    yes, but not all the time
Skater Shoes?:: yes
Pimp Shoes?::   no
Band Shirts?::    sure
Vintage shirts?::               yes
Southpole/um..other thug clothes..?::  no
Dixie Outfitters/Big Johnsons?::               i dont know what that is, so no
Independent/DC?::        maybe. i dunno
S&M/Little Devil?::         no
Fox/Thor?::        suuurre
Jeans or Shorts?::            jeans
--Be Honest--
Would you ever date a guy for his money?::       nope
Would you ever date a guy for his social status?::            no
Have you ever liked hanging out with your bf's friends more than him?::             yeah :/ but I broke up with that boyfriend shortly after I realized that
Have you ever pretended to like somebody to make them feel better?:              yes
Have you called a girl a whore, when you were screwing lots of guys?::                no
Do looks matter?::          not really
Are you honestly scared of being dumped?::     yeah
Does size matter?::       umm no haha
Do you avoid 'situations' with ugly guys?::           no
Are you ashamed to be seen with your ugly friends?::   no. All my friends are beautiful anyway :)
Are you ashamed for being ashamed?(you better be)::     I'm not ashamed
Do you hide things from your crushes/guy friends/bf?::               probably, yes
Do you lie about masturbation for attention or false innocence?::             I don't really lie... haha... it just doesn't come up... lol
Do you really want a guy to say if those jeans make your butt look fat?::                yes
Are you disappointed when your bf doesn't say I love you right away?::                  no..I'd rather him wait until he means it
Wanna be a virgin till marriage?:                definitely :)
Do you really love the guys everytime that you say it?:   I may not always be "in love" with them, but I love pretty much everyone, so yes, I mean it
Do you dream about your crushes/bfs/guy friends?::     yepp
Would you makeout with a guy friend just to get it over with/curiosity?::                In the right situation, I might do it for curiosity...

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Some of my favorite Catholic/Christian Pick-Up Lines (There's a lot)

After reading a post on my friend's facebook, I decided to take her advice and google some pick up lines and here are my favorite Catholic pick-up lines haha.. some are funny.. some are just clever.. and others are kinda cute :)

Funny/Clever Ones:
You know Jesus? Me too!!
God told me to come talk to you!
Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry" ... how about dinner?
You want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight?
Would you happen to know a Christian man that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name.
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Catholic.
Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I don't see it, but some people think I look like Sampson
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
I don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!
Hi, my name's Will...God's Will
I'd pick you over Satan any day.
What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b)
You put the "cute" back in persecution!
Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
I bet I can guess your confirmation name.
What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
May I offer you a light for that votive candle?
Don't worry, I'm attracted to you purely in a spiritual way.
Read any good Bible passages lately?
Wow that grey/black ash smudge on your forehead, vaguely resembling a cross, really brings out the tones in your skin.
You look like a good vocation
“You’re a saint! Kiss me, and make me a second-class relic!”
“If loving you’s a heresy, consider me anathema!”
"Let me get your number; I know this great place to go to on Sunday mornings. They have the best wine!""Is that a new perfume or the odor of sanctity?"
"So YOU'RE the third secret of Fatima?!"
"In the dark void of this world, could you be my luminous mystery?"
"Dinner. My Place. Tomorrow. Don't argue; it's a feast of obligation."
If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I'd have a joyful mystery.
You are like the book of Revelation. You've got me all confused.I have a vocation to the married life. Will you help me out?
Haven’t I seen your face on a Holy Card somewhere?
I would like to study the Theology of YOUR body.
Hi, I need someone to do a Novena with. (That’s nine dates guaranteed)
WOW! You remind me of the girl from Proverbs 31.
Why don't we blow this joint and go to adoration?
Pardon me, but you have my rib.
Ah, so your what happened to my missing rib
I always kiss on the lips at the sign of peace.
I hear you’ve got the gift of tongues, want to share?
"feeling cold? you know what ecclesiastes 4:11 says... ;)" (Thank you Grace!)

Dorky/Cute Ones:
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.")
Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song of Solomon)?
God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.
[check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven."
God was just showing off when He made you.
I would like to pray with you.
No, i'm not coveting, I intend to make you mine.
Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad."
I didn't know angels flew this low.
If Eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.
That halo matches perfectly with your eyes.
I must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.
Want to go to Adoration with me?Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?
A little bird... the Holy Spirit actually... tells me we should get to know each other a little better.
My prayers are answered.
Thumbing a rosary: “How ‘bout joining me for a few decades?”
"Can I hold your hand during the Our Father?""You must be the eighth wonder of the world because I'm smack dab between seventh heaven and cloud nine right now."
Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing how modest you look in your ankle length dress.
I need a partner for my marriage prep class