After reading a post on my friend's facebook, I decided to take her advice and google some pick up lines and here are my favorite Catholic pick-up lines haha.. some are funny.. some are just clever.. and others are kinda cute :)
Funny/Clever Ones:
You know Jesus? Me too!!
God told me to come talk to you!
Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry" ... how about dinner?
You want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight?
Would you happen to know a Christian man that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name.
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Catholic.
Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I don't see it, but some people think I look like Sampson
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
I don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!
Hi, my name's Will...God's Will
I'd pick you over Satan any day.
What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b)
You put the "cute" back in persecution!
Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
I bet I can guess your confirmation name.
What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
May I offer you a light for that votive candle?
Don't worry, I'm attracted to you purely in a spiritual way.
Read any good Bible passages lately?
Wow that grey/black ash smudge on your forehead, vaguely resembling a cross, really brings out the tones in your skin.
You look like a good vocation
“You’re a saint! Kiss me, and make me a second-class relic!”
“If loving you’s a heresy, consider me anathema!”
"Let me get your number; I know this great place to go to on Sunday mornings. They have the best wine!""Is that a new perfume or the odor of sanctity?"
"So YOU'RE the third secret of Fatima?!"
"In the dark void of this world, could you be my luminous mystery?"
"Dinner. My Place. Tomorrow. Don't argue; it's a feast of obligation."
If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I'd have a joyful mystery.
You are like the book of Revelation. You've got me all confused.I have a vocation to the married life. Will you help me out?
Haven’t I seen your face on a Holy Card somewhere?
I would like to study the Theology of YOUR body.
Hi, I need someone to do a Novena with. (That’s nine dates guaranteed)
WOW! You remind me of the girl from Proverbs 31.
Why don't we blow this joint and go to adoration?
Pardon me, but you have my rib.
Ah, so your what happened to my missing rib
I always kiss on the lips at the sign of peace.
I hear you’ve got the gift of tongues, want to share?
"feeling cold? you know what ecclesiastes 4:11 says... ;)" (Thank you Grace!)
Dorky/Cute Ones:
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.")
Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song of Solomon)?
God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.
[check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven."
God was just showing off when He made you.
I would like to pray with you.
No, i'm not coveting, I intend to make you mine.
Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad."
I didn't know angels flew this low.
If Eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.
That halo matches perfectly with your eyes.
I must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.
Want to go to Adoration with me?Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?
A little bird... the Holy Spirit actually... tells me we should get to know each other a little better.
My prayers are answered.
Thumbing a rosary: “How ‘bout joining me for a few decades?”
"Can I hold your hand during the Our Father?""You must be the eighth wonder of the world because I'm smack dab between seventh heaven and cloud nine right now."
Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing how modest you look in your ankle length dress.
I need a partner for my marriage prep class
My life, My loves, And Everything Else
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
My Christmas List :)
I starred my favorites and I organized it based on categories lol.
Lainey's Christmas List
Clothes:
*-cardigan sweaters (long or quarter length sleeves, preferably button-up)
-Skinny jeans (Size 1, 2, or 26.. I'd really like some light gray ones or light blue jeans ones especially)
-Turtleneck sweaters (Size small... long, quarter length, or short sleeves, preferably solid colored)
-Tights/leggings
-Socks
-Princess shoes/flats (Size 8 or 8 1/2)
-Boots (Size 8-8 1/2)
-Rain Boots (Size 7 1/2 or 8)
-Zip-up hoodies (preferrably solid colored.. size small)
-Zip-up sweaters (size small- with or without hood is fine, but i'd like full long sleeves)
- Peacoat (Size small preferably with lining)
-sweatpants (size small.. i'd especially like a pair of st.ed's sweatpants)
-sweater dresses (size small... they sell some at wet seal and forever 21)
-long-sleeve shirts (size small.. preferrably something warm and stylish and I like longer shirts)
-Short-sleeved and Long-sleeved dresses (Size small or 1/2)
-Dresses (sz small or 1/2, 3/4)
-Long-sleeve dresses (sz small or 1/2, 3/4)
-Bras (32B)
-Nightgowns (sz small, or 1/2 or 3/4 or children's 10/12 or 14/16)
-Skirts (Size small or size 1/2 or 3/4) preferrably not jean.. floral patterns and plaid and solid colors are nice and I really like knee-length skirts right now.. especially flowy ones :)
Gizmos and Gadgets:
*-Skinny/Medium sized curling iron
*-New cell phone (preferably a motorola razor or something better. but i'm sure grandma joy will upgrade mine, so no worries)
-hair cutting scissors (i've been cutting my own hair and James', so I'd like good scissors for it)
Entertainment:
-Blank recordable CDs and DVDs
-Holiday Parade CD
-AA batteries
-Pretty much anything hayao miyazaki on DVD (except I already have Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke and Nausica so I don't need those)
-Inuyasha movies on DVD
-Empty Scrapbooks for scrapbooking
-Scrapbookign supplies (stickers, paper, glitter, glue, stamps, decorations, hole puncher, page protectors, etc.)
- Piano song books
-Vanessa Carlton Harmonium CD
-Motion City Soundtrack CDs
-Hellogoodbye CDs
-picture frames
*-American Dreams Season 2 and 3 on DVD
-The OC on DVD
Accessories:
-hats, scarves
-big purses
-necklaces
-earrings
*-hairclips
-headbands
-bobbypins
-flowers for my hair
- a jewelry stand for necklaces/earrings/bracelets
*Food:
-Cool ranch doritos
-Vitamin water (pomegranate, berry, strawberry kiwi, dragonfruit)
-Crystal light drink mix single packs (strawberry, peach green tea, and pomegranate cherry are my favorites)
-Tomato soup
-grocery money (target or wal-mart giftcards)
-Restaurant gift cards (Subway, Friendly's, Olive Garden, Max and Erma's, Steak N Shake, Starbucks, etc.)
-Lemonade, Iced Tea, Kool-aid Mix
-Easy Mac
-Veggie Chik N'
-starbucks vanilla frappucinos
-cappucino mix (microwavable)
-popcorn
-chips and salsa (medium)
-Cap N'Crunch ( regular or with berries)
-Oreos
-Chips Ahoy Original Chocolate Chip Cookies (the blue package)
-sour gummy worms
Health and Hygiene and Hair:
-Tissues
-coughdrops (preferrably cherry or the berry fruit breezers)
*-Hair curling product (Like SLeek, but for curly hair)
-Sleek
*-laundry detergent (hypoallergenic or sensitive skin)
-dryer sheets
-fabric softener
*-new toothbrush
*-Body wash/Shower Gel ( I really like Moonlight Path or Midnight Pomegranate from Bath and Body Works or something for sensitive skin)
-Anti- Frizz Hair cream
-Venus Breeze or Venus Embrace Razor refills
-Light brown hair dye
-Red hair dye
**-ProActiv Facial Cleanser and Skin refining Mask
Make-up
-Dark purple eyeliner (preferably avon or covergirl)
-Black eyeliner (same as above)
-Charcoal eyeliner (Same as above)
*-Mascara (Black, Very Black, or Brown- Preferrably one for thick lashes/voluminous... I heard Rimmel, Maybelline, and Covergirl work well.. )
-pink eyeshadow
-yellow eyeshadow
Lainey's Christmas List
Clothes:
*-cardigan sweaters (long or quarter length sleeves, preferably button-up)
-Skinny jeans (Size 1, 2, or 26.. I'd really like some light gray ones or light blue jeans ones especially)
-Turtleneck sweaters (Size small... long, quarter length, or short sleeves, preferably solid colored)
-Tights/leggings
-Socks
-Princess shoes/flats (Size 8 or 8 1/2)
-Boots (Size 8-8 1/2)
-Rain Boots (Size 7 1/2 or 8)
-Zip-up hoodies (preferrably solid colored.. size small)
-Zip-up sweaters (size small- with or without hood is fine, but i'd like full long sleeves)
- Peacoat (Size small preferably with lining)
-sweatpants (size small.. i'd especially like a pair of st.ed's sweatpants)
-sweater dresses (size small... they sell some at wet seal and forever 21)
-long-sleeve shirts (size small.. preferrably something warm and stylish and I like longer shirts)
-Short-sleeved and Long-sleeved dresses (Size small or 1/2)
-Dresses (sz small or 1/2, 3/4)
-Long-sleeve dresses (sz small or 1/2, 3/4)
-Bras (32B)
-Nightgowns (sz small, or 1/2 or 3/4 or children's 10/12 or 14/16)
-Skirts (Size small or size 1/2 or 3/4) preferrably not jean.. floral patterns and plaid and solid colors are nice and I really like knee-length skirts right now.. especially flowy ones :)
Gizmos and Gadgets:
*-Skinny/Medium sized curling iron
*-New cell phone (preferably a motorola razor or something better. but i'm sure grandma joy will upgrade mine, so no worries)
-hair cutting scissors (i've been cutting my own hair and James', so I'd like good scissors for it)
Entertainment:
-Blank recordable CDs and DVDs
-Holiday Parade CD
-AA batteries
-Pretty much anything hayao miyazaki on DVD (except I already have Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke and Nausica so I don't need those)
-Inuyasha movies on DVD
-Empty Scrapbooks for scrapbooking
-Scrapbookign supplies (stickers, paper, glitter, glue, stamps, decorations, hole puncher, page protectors, etc.)
- Piano song books
-Vanessa Carlton Harmonium CD
-Motion City Soundtrack CDs
-Hellogoodbye CDs
-picture frames
*-American Dreams Season 2 and 3 on DVD
-The OC on DVD
Accessories:
-hats, scarves
-big purses
-necklaces
-earrings
*-hairclips
-headbands
-bobbypins
-flowers for my hair
- a jewelry stand for necklaces/earrings/bracelets
*Food:
-Cool ranch doritos
-Vitamin water (pomegranate, berry, strawberry kiwi, dragonfruit)
-Crystal light drink mix single packs (strawberry, peach green tea, and pomegranate cherry are my favorites)
-Tomato soup
-grocery money (target or wal-mart giftcards)
-Restaurant gift cards (Subway, Friendly's, Olive Garden, Max and Erma's, Steak N Shake, Starbucks, etc.)
-Lemonade, Iced Tea, Kool-aid Mix
-Easy Mac
-Veggie Chik N'
-starbucks vanilla frappucinos
-cappucino mix (microwavable)
-popcorn
-chips and salsa (medium)
-Cap N'Crunch ( regular or with berries)
-Oreos
-Chips Ahoy Original Chocolate Chip Cookies (the blue package)
-sour gummy worms
Health and Hygiene and Hair:
-Tissues
-coughdrops (preferrably cherry or the berry fruit breezers)
*-Hair curling product (Like SLeek, but for curly hair)
-Sleek
*-laundry detergent (hypoallergenic or sensitive skin)
-dryer sheets
-fabric softener
*-new toothbrush
*-Body wash/Shower Gel ( I really like Moonlight Path or Midnight Pomegranate from Bath and Body Works or something for sensitive skin)
-Anti- Frizz Hair cream
-Venus Breeze or Venus Embrace Razor refills
-Light brown hair dye
-Red hair dye
**-ProActiv Facial Cleanser and Skin refining Mask
Make-up
-Dark purple eyeliner (preferably avon or covergirl)
-Black eyeliner (same as above)
-Charcoal eyeliner (Same as above)
*-Mascara (Black, Very Black, or Brown- Preferrably one for thick lashes/voluminous... I heard Rimmel, Maybelline, and Covergirl work well.. )
-pink eyeshadow
-yellow eyeshadow
Thursday, December 3, 2009
See Your True Colors Shining Through
So.. I was at dinner one night with some other girls and they were talking about this quiz they took to find out the color of their personalities. I told them I took one like that that told me I had a purple aura and they asked me to find it for them. As I was looking at the quiz, I decided it might be fun to take a bunch of these quizzes and see how many of them match and how accurately I think they are... And I'll post links too if anyone else wants to take a look.
I had to take a color personality test when I joined Student Senate where I basically had to answer multiple choice questions, add up my total points for each color and it told me I had a "gold" personality meaning I was a traditionalist who likes rules basically. But I took a very similar color test online just now at truecolorscareer.com and it said I have a primarily blue personality with gold as a close second.
" BLUE - You are a Helper
Congratulations, you are a primary Blue. Your communication style creates peace and harmony in the workplace. As a Blue personality you are gifted with tremendous people skills. Your complete color spectrum is shown above.
You have a strong need to make a difference in the lives of other people. This strength is immediately noticeable in the way you make heart felt connections and bring out the best in those you encounter. People usually feel relaxed and comfortable in your presence.
You love to build self-esteem and make others feel good about who they are. You can easily motivate and inspire people to make changes in their lives and reach their potential. This natural talent makes you excel as a counselor, teacher, social worker and journalist"
Very interesting the way personality tests analyze us and how our answers can change even in less than a year.
I just googled "color personality quiz" and got some of these tests as results.
The first quiz that popped up was pretty interesting. It was Colorquiz.com and it only takes about 5 minutes or less. It wasn't quite what I was looking for. Basically, you click on colors in whatever order you like and based on this, the site gives you an analysis of your personality and current mood. My results were actually surprisingly accurate considering I just clicked the colors I liked the most. Psychology is a crazy thing, huh? It was actually pretty interesting and took almost no time though, so I highly recommend checking it out.
The next test I took was on http://www.testcolor.com and was very similar to the previous one except that there were many other colors to choose from and multiples of each color, so it takes a little longer, but the results are much more in depth breaking down your personality into various categories and percentages. The site gives explanations so that you you know what those terms and numbers mean. I feel that my results were actually pretty accurate on this test as well. This site also has a mood test based on color selection and a love test! The love test actually looks really interesting. It has each partner select colors independently and then, compares the results to let you know how compatible you are! If I were in a relationship, I would definitely try it just for kicks.
I had to take a color personality test when I joined Student Senate where I basically had to answer multiple choice questions, add up my total points for each color and it told me I had a "gold" personality meaning I was a traditionalist who likes rules basically. But I took a very similar color test online just now at truecolorscareer.com and it said I have a primarily blue personality with gold as a close second.
" BLUE - You are a Helper
Congratulations, you are a primary Blue. Your communication style creates peace and harmony in the workplace. As a Blue personality you are gifted with tremendous people skills. Your complete color spectrum is shown above.
You have a strong need to make a difference in the lives of other people. This strength is immediately noticeable in the way you make heart felt connections and bring out the best in those you encounter. People usually feel relaxed and comfortable in your presence.
You love to build self-esteem and make others feel good about who they are. You can easily motivate and inspire people to make changes in their lives and reach their potential. This natural talent makes you excel as a counselor, teacher, social worker and journalist"
Very interesting the way personality tests analyze us and how our answers can change even in less than a year.
I just googled "color personality quiz" and got some of these tests as results.
The first quiz that popped up was pretty interesting. It was Colorquiz.com and it only takes about 5 minutes or less. It wasn't quite what I was looking for. Basically, you click on colors in whatever order you like and based on this, the site gives you an analysis of your personality and current mood. My results were actually surprisingly accurate considering I just clicked the colors I liked the most. Psychology is a crazy thing, huh? It was actually pretty interesting and took almost no time though, so I highly recommend checking it out.
The next test I took was on http://www.testcolor.com and was very similar to the previous one except that there were many other colors to choose from and multiples of each color, so it takes a little longer, but the results are much more in depth breaking down your personality into various categories and percentages. The site gives explanations so that you you know what those terms and numbers mean. I feel that my results were actually pretty accurate on this test as well. This site also has a mood test based on color selection and a love test! The love test actually looks really interesting. It has each partner select colors independently and then, compares the results to let you know how compatible you are! If I were in a relationship, I would definitely try it just for kicks.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Some of my favorite songs with Girl Names in Them:
Sweet Caroline- Neil Diamond
Hey There Delilah- Plain White T's
Bonnie Taylor Shakedown- Hellogoodbye
Dear Jamie- Hellogoodbye
Daisy- The Maine
Cecilia- Simon and Garfunkel
Barbara Ann- Beach Boys
Hey Juliette- OTown (I think..)
Mambo #5 - Lou Bega
Oh Sheila- Prince
Susie Q- Creedence Clearwater Revival
Runaround Sue- Dion
Meet Virginia- Train
Veronica- Elvis Costello
Check Yes Juliet- We the Kings
Helena- My Chemical Romance
Ophelia- The Band
Valleri- The Monkees
Annie- Vanessa Carlton
Mandy- The Jonas Brothers
Maria Maria- Santana
Emmaline- Ben Folds Five
My Sharona- The Knack
Anna Molly- Incubus
Molly's Chambers- Kings of Leon
Molly Smiles- Jesse Spencer
Every man has a Molly- Say Anything
Hey There Delilah- Plain White T's
Bonnie Taylor Shakedown- Hellogoodbye
Dear Jamie- Hellogoodbye
Daisy- The Maine
Cecilia- Simon and Garfunkel
Barbara Ann- Beach Boys
Hey Juliette- OTown (I think..)
Mambo #5 - Lou Bega
Oh Sheila- Prince
Susie Q- Creedence Clearwater Revival
Runaround Sue- Dion
Meet Virginia- Train
Veronica- Elvis Costello
Check Yes Juliet- We the Kings
Helena- My Chemical Romance
Ophelia- The Band
Valleri- The Monkees
Annie- Vanessa Carlton
Mandy- The Jonas Brothers
Maria Maria- Santana
Emmaline- Ben Folds Five
My Sharona- The Knack
Anna Molly- Incubus
Molly's Chambers- Kings of Leon
Molly Smiles- Jesse Spencer
Every man has a Molly- Say Anything
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